Roses are red,
Soy sauce is brown,
I taste so good,
You just guzzle me down
Every time you hold me,
In the palm of your hand,
You know I’ll delight you,
And never be bland.
But life can be lonely,
Once you’re empty and all alone,
Just one tiny fish,
So far from home
On this Valentine’s
I have just one wish
Will you be mine?
Signed, The Little Soya Fish
You might have heard that 2014 is the Year of the Horse according to Chinese Zodiac. Well, we’re here to set the record straight. This isn’t just the Year of the Horse, it’s also the Year of Little Soya. As we alluded to a couple weeks ago, we have some enormous plans for 2014. Now, Gary is finally allowing me to pull back the curtain a little more to reveal his truly shocking plans.
From the main man himself, “2014 is the year that Little Soya is going to take over the world. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!”
How Will Little Soya Take Over the World?
Worldwide domination isn’t something that’s easily achieved. You must have a plan, and it had better be dang good. Of course, it would be silly and downright imbecilic to reveal our full plan right here for everyone to see. In fact, only but a handful of key members of the Little Soya team have been granted access to our complete plans for worldwide domination, and they were forced to eat the pieces of paper containing details of the plan to ensure the information wouldn’t get into the wrong hands.
Niki washes down the evidence with some Little Soya.
Having said that, the first piece of the plan will be revealed very soon. 2/14/14…that’s all I’m saying.
I don’t have long to talk, so I have to make this fast. If Gary knew that I was on here about to blow the lid off Little Soya’s HUGE upcoming plans for 2014, I’m afraid to think of what he might do to me.
You don’t want to see Gary when he’s angry!
You might have noticed that things have been quiet around here on the blog. Suspiciously quiet, you might say. Like there’s something big brewing. Something so big the whole world is going to take notice. Right now is the quiet before the storm, but I’m here to say that the storm is coming and it’s coming fast.
Uh-oh, I think I hear Gary. I’d better go!
2/14/14. That’s all I can say for now…